Conformity is the Jailer of Freedom

fartgallery:

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

(via amy-gdala)

grubwizard:

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

(via h0me-is)

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

(via fallen-totheblue)

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(via h0me-is)

superwhatlocked:

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

(via hautegllue)